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Laughter - The Best Medicine

P N Chandra

Veteran Member
Diabetes Type
Type 2
#BreakingNews

राहुल गांधी ने कहा: गुजरात में गरीब लोग सुबह लकड़ी खाने को मजबूर है,

लोगों ने तब उसे बताया,
"अबे,
वो दातुन है"!!!:unsure:
😜😜😜😜😂 😂😂😂
 

Jugnu M Shah

Veteran Member
Diabetes Type
Type 2
Breaking News
राहुल गांधी ने कहा: गुजरात मे गरीब लोग सुबह लकड़ी खाने को मजबूर है,
लोगो ने कहा: अबे वो दातुन है 😂😂😂
 

P N Chandra

Veteran Member
Diabetes Type
Type 2
टीचर ; "टेबल पर चाय किसने गिराई" इसका अपनी मातृभाषा में अनुवाद करो।☕

स्टूडेंट ; मातृभाषा यानी मम्मी की भाषा में.??🙊🙊

टीचर ; हाँ।

स्टूडेंट ; अरे कमीने, कर दिया ना धुली चादर का सत्यानाश। पड़ गयी तेरे कलेजे को ठंडक। अब आने दे तेरे बाप को, वही धोएगा चादर.!!

😂😂😂😂
 

Ramgopal

Moderating Team
Diabetes Type
Type 2
One Line Humors...

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

:hurray:Cheers !!! :giggle::LOL::love:
 

P N Chandra

Veteran Member
Diabetes Type
Type 2
कोहरे की वजह से आज एक बहुत बड़ा हादसा.,

दिल्ली में तीन सेहलिया ATM लाईन में लगी पाँच धण्टे बाद जब नम्बर आया तब पता चला ।

लाईन बैंक की नही शराब के ठेके की है :doh:o_O
😂😜😜😛😛😛😛
 

P N Chandra

Veteran Member
Diabetes Type
Type 2
सोनिया गांधी का भाषण 'समझने' के लिये आपके पास इन शब्दों की सूची होना अति आवश्यक है :

चातिसघर > छत्तीसगढ़
नर-मादा > नर्मदा
गर्भ > गर्व
तेल लगाना > तेलंगाना
मैला..वो > महिलाओं
सीको > सिक्खो
मादध्य प्रदिश| > मध्यप्रदेश
सिरप > सिर्फ
भून अत्या > भ्रूण हत्या
बजे से > वजह से
पराज > फर्ज
किलाप > खिलाफ
गिलोत > गहलोत
नेता गन > नेता गण
कुशी > खुशी
मशुर > मशहूर
पाबावी > प्रभावी
हमें गर्भ है > हमें गर्व है

और अंतिम है : मेरे पेटी का बटन मेरा है।
("मेरे पति का वतन मेरा है।")

लोकहित में जारी। 😋😛😀

बहुत कम लोग जानते है...
की सोनिया गाँधी को हिंदी सिखाने वाला कोई और नहीं...
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वो बांगर सीमेंट वाला अंग्रेज़ है
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शाश्टा नाई साबसे आच्चा 😜😝
(सस्ता नहीं है सबसे अच्छा)
 

P N Chandra

Veteran Member
Diabetes Type
Type 2
[15/11 8:37 pm] ‪+91 84357 89200‬: _न्यूटन के तीसरे नियम के अनुसार..

हर क्रिया की बराबर और विपरीत प्रतिक्रिया होती है ।
इसलिए...

अगर आप भगवान् को रोज
*"दिया - बत्ती"* नहीं करेंगे,
तो भगवान् आपको रोज़
*"बत्ती - दिया"* करेंगे.. I_:wtf:
..........................................

काम ऐसा करो कि
लोग कहे
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----- तू ऱहन दे , में कर लूंगा......
😂😂😂😜😜
 

P N Chandra

Veteran Member
Diabetes Type
Type 2
अजीब चीज है ये झाड़ू भी ...🤔
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चुनाव निशान है AAP का ..👻
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लगा रहे हैं मोदी जी ..🤠
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और साफ़ हो रही है कांग्रेस 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆
 

P N Chandra

Veteran Member
Diabetes Type
Type 2
गाँधीजी अपने पिता की
चौथी पत्नी के बेटे थे....

बाबा साहब अम्बेडकर अपने पिता के
14 वे संतान थे....

रविन्द्रनाथ टैगोर भी
चौदहवीं सन्तान थे....

सुभाषचन्द्र बोस 14 संतानों में से
9 नंबर पर थे....

विवेकानंद 10 संतानों में से
छठे नंबर पर थे.....

कमबख़्त....

हम दो हमारे दो के चक्कर में

महापुरुष पैदा ही होना बंद हो गए...
😜😳😜😳😜😳😜😳😜
 

Recyan

Moderating Team
Diabetes Type
Type 2
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

Why is it when you tell someone there are a million stars in the universe, they believe you, but if you told them there's wet paint on the bench, they have to touch it?

You can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be "whelmed"?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why are wrong phone numbers never busy?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on a watch called a "second hand"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor but dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
 

P N Chandra

Veteran Member
Diabetes Type
Type 2
😁
आज बहुत दिनों के बाद पुराने महबूब से बात हुई.

उसने पूछा......”कैसे हो?”

हमने कहा.....
*”आँखों मे चुभन, दिल में जलन,*
*साँसें भी हैं कुछ थमी थमी सी,*
*है सब तरफ धुआँ धुआँ!*•

उसने पूछा:
“भूले नहीं, अभी तक इश्क में हो ?”
हमने जवाब दिया:




*”नहीं, नहीं, दिल्ली में*
*हूँ!”*
😜😜
 

Recyan

Moderating Team
Diabetes Type
Type 2
A guy is out hunting with his friend.
All of a sudden, friend turns blue and falls to the ground motionless.
Guy calls 911 on cell phone.

Guy: I'm out in the woods and my friend just fell over and died!!!
911 Operator: Sir, don't panic. Stay calm.
Guy: Well, what should I do?
911: first, I want you to make sure that your friend is really dead.
Guy: okay - just a minute...

911 operator hears a loud BANG through the phone.

Guy: Okay, now what?
 

Recyan

Moderating Team
Diabetes Type
Type 2
Are part-time bandleaders “semi-conductors?”

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

If we have daylight savings time, why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do pilots take crash courses?

Why do they call it the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest but always ducks when a gun is thrown at him?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?