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Laughter - The Best Medicine

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Recyan, Mar 9, 2015.

  1. P N Chandra

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    लडकी ने पोस्ट किया:-
    "धीरे-धीरे से मेरी
    जिन्दगी में आना "

    Pappu ne भी रिप्लाई किया:-"कमीनी
    धीरे-धीरे ही आ रहा था ,,,,,

    मोहल्ले वालों ने
    चोर समझ के कूट दिया"८ :banghead::banghead:
     
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    I tried to play Blue Whale.

    It prompted for marital status and Gender.

    I entered , married and male .

    It flashed the message:

    "You've already completed the final task.

    You can't play the game again".
    The new protocol issued for women after Asaram and other Baba incidents,
    "The moment you hear Hari Om....... kindly HURRY HOME
     
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    A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct !
    Read his answers and have a blast.

    Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
    Ans. - In his Last Battle..

    Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
    Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page..

    Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
    Ans. - Marriage..

    Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State ?..
    Ans. - Liquid State..

    Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
    Ans.- On His Birthday..

    Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
    Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

    Q.7 - India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???
    Awesome Reply By Student :- "Daaru K Glass Me..."

    Q. 8 - Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???
    Answer :
    Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, "No man can be punished twice for same offence"
    :D:D:LOL:
     
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    "राम जी राष्ट्रपति बन गए...."

    "सीता जी रक्षामंत्री बन गईं..."

    "लंकेश को गोली मार दी गई..."

    "ई कौन सी रामायण चल रही है भाई"???:D:D:noidea::noidea:
     
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    Lankesh considered every Sanghi as born out of sex slaves.
    Libtards == Abuse & insult the majority and if the majority opposes raise a hue and cry.
    21 gun salute for this pervert and not for KPS Gill.
     
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    थाने का मुन्शी :- भाई एक बात बता , लुगाई तेरे पड़ोसी की खो गई अर रिपोट लिखाण तूं आया , कोए चक्कर है के तेरा उसकी लुगाई के सांथ,

    भाई :- कोए चक्कर ना जनाब ! पर मेरे पै साले की खुशी ना देखी जारी , तीन दिन होगे- रोज पार्टी पे पार्टी कर रया है सुसरा...:D:D:wtf:
     
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    (y):D
     
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    Feeling anxious, a man took a hot bath. Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.

    The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the bathtub.

    Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and, in pain, drove to the doctor.

    After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you're lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax. Why don't you go home and take a long, hot bath?"
     
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    टीचर: अच्छा तो फिर "ज़िन्दगी की तलाश में हम मौत के इतने पास आ गए"...इसका मतलब क्या है?

    छात्र: सर इसका मतलब है:
    "गर्लफ्रैंड ढूंढते ढूंढते,
    हमारी,
    ...
    ...
    ...

    शादी फिक्स हो गयी" :D:D:LOL:
     
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    *Promise NOT TO LAUGH!!*

    Discussion of a couple over mobile at late night.
    Wife : _Where r u? U r speaking so tensed. What happend?_

    Husband : _I'm in car dear. But found the steering wheel, clutch,brake, accelarator all are stolen from our car.. what to do??_

    Wife : *U drunk again??*

    Husband : _..A little... but how does it matter now. Think about the car first..._
    Wife : *Expected.. U idiot.. Change from left seat to right seat. U'll find all!!!*

    Nobody knows you better than your WIFE..!!:D:D:D
     
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    To be sure of hitting the target,
    shoot first
    and
    call whatever you hit, the target.
     
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    बीवी सुबह - सुबह उठकर सीधे मेक अप करने लगी,
    शोहर की आँख खुली...बोले,
    "पागल हो गयी है क्या, सुबह - सुबह मेक अप करने लगी है" !??
    बीवी - "चुप रहो, मेने अपने फ़ोन में चेहरा देख कर खुलने वाला लॉक लगाया था,
    और,
    अब ,

    ...
    ...

    फ़ोन मुझे पहचान नहीं रहा है ।:banghead::D:D
     
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    जब अपनी ही बीवी से प्यार होने लगे
    तो
    .
    समझ लो
    .
    .
    कि बुढापा आ गया है !!:D:D;)☺☺☺
     
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    At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began admiring and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.

    "Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."

    "You're wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."
     
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    After hearing the short names of Narendra Modi (NaMo) and Rahul Gandhi (RaGa)
    Two politicians left politics forever.....

    1. Harish Goyal ( HaGo)..&
    2. Mukesh Tomar (MuTo)..

    Supriya Sule and Popat Tiwari are not responding ......... ! :p:p
     
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    Speaker : I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.

    Rahul : 12 , Tughlak Lane , New Delhi. Thank you.
    :p:D
     
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    अंग्रेज़ी की आत्मा जल कर राख हो गई जब ये हादसा हुआ,.
    .
    पेपर में पूछा गया कि..

    "सन्तोष आम खाता है" इस वाक्य को अंग्रेज़ी में लिखो,
    .
    जवाब में लड़के ने लिखा ..
    "Satisfaction is a general account". :D:D:LOL::LOL::ROFLMAO:
     
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    *WHY Indian students are so disliked in USA?*
    **********************************************************

    *It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.*

    *The teacher said: "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"*

    *She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.*

    *'Very good!'*

    *Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish 'from the Earth?''*

    *Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.*

    *The teacher snapped at the class: 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'*

    *She heard a loud whisper: 'F### the Indians'*

    *'Who said that?' she demanded.*

    *Chandrasekhar put up his hand. 'General Custer, 1862.'*

    *At that point, a student in the back said: 'I'm gonna puke.'*

    *The teacher glares around and asks: 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says: 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991'*

    *Now furious, another student yells: 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'*

    *Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997'*

    *Now with almost mob hysteria someone said: 'You little ****. If you say anything more, I'll kill you.'*

    *Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice: 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'*

    *The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said: 'Oh ****, we're screwed!'*

    *And Chandrasekhar said quietly: 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'*
     
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